WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING US

Chemical analysis has revealed that most of the cafeteria food is actually made of plastic. "Yeah",one lunch lady said" We get alot of our ingredients from wall mart. You know them toy foods." When asked if they had any background in cooking the lunch ladies were indignant. "Of course we do", they said " we even know them fancy food groups. You got your fats sugars, fruits,vegetables, and petroleum products. Investigation of the cafeteria staff is underway.