Principle turns out to be mugabe

A secret mission reveals that Dr.Hosh may be more than he seems. While investigating the principles private files a student stumbled on proof that the principle was actually Robert Mugabe the brutal dictator of Zimbabwe. Having left his country due to a badly planned rigged election he took a position as the principle of our high school and has been ruling with an iron fist ever since. He started enforcing cruel and ridiculous rules. three people where sentenced to execution this week, their crime? peeing in the seventh toilet to the left. A detachment of the national guard has surrounded the school but we have no further information as our reporters were exiled for using #3 pencils.